That's my great-grandmother. Looks as if she's sleeping.
That's her husband.
He died soon afterwards.
That looks like she's buried alive.
I have an absolute horror of being buried alive.
Here's my mother...
and this is my aunt's burial.
That was beautiful, very solemn.
They had a choir singing choral hymns.
Right, but I'm still alive.
Look, it's almost real.
Let me down, okay?
Let me down, will you?
Hi. I'm terribly sorry.
I really wanted to be on time.
It doesn't matter.
Let's not quarrel about that now.
- Want a coffee? - Yes, please.
Two coffees, please.
How are you?
Quite well. I can't complain.
How are you?
I'm not sure. That's why I wanted to talk with you.
I met a girl a short time ago...
and people in love are supposed to be happy...
but somehow she bewilders me.
That's part of the game, isn't it?
Well, not quite.
She's really nice but...
I think she's somehow... perverse.
You, of all people, you call somebody perverse.
I thought that in your job one gets to see everything.
Nothing like her.
She doesn't want me to move while having sex...
and takes strange pictures of me.
My philosophy...
The first rule is: You look good.
That's just a given in our case, you know?
Women are lonely.
That's the topic of today's session.
It's disgusting how you just sit here and let yourself go.
You're a man. You must notice that something is wrong here.
Just sit up straight and fix your tie properly.
Maybe it's going to work out after all.
The thing is...
you can't always pretend to be nothing but a totally incapable, miserable slob.
The point is to find some way to get a start.
If you try to get into it and then withdraw in such a way...
Do you get it?
Is that clear?
Hey, wake up. We're done.
This is Mark. These are some friends of mine.
We got to go now.
What have you been doing?
We watched a videotape.
My friends brought it along.
Let me see.
Come on, let me see it.
Very well.
Stop the tape.
Stop it!
I wouldn't want to get acquainted with those friends.
Why not?
Because it's totally perverse to watch this for fun.
Or don't you like it?
I find it interesting...
and in any case less perverse than films that always show...
dicks and cunts in close-up.
That's supposed to turn you on, but it doesn't work with everybody.
Then you shouldn't have left so abruptly.
I don't want to talk about it on the phone.
Why don't you come over tomorrow evening...
and I'll explain it to you, okay?
Okay, see you.
Congratulations, you're pregnant.